And The Award Goes To...

Woo hoo!  That was quite a party, for which, “We’d like to thank the Academy.  It was an honor to be among such great company at the Celebrity Gift Lounge honoring the nominees and presenters of this year’s 85th Academy Awards.  We’d also like to thank all the skinny rich bitches in the world for giving us the inspiration… “ 

Actually, what if, instead of handing out Oscar bling, the award was one of our limited edition designs? “And the SRB Tee goes to…”

For her outstanding performance in the French-language drama, Amour, Emmanuelle Riva takes home “Where’s the After Party?”  After all that misery, the woman deserves a party to which to look forward, don’t ya’ think?

For her role as Hushpuppy living in the backwaters of the bayou in Beasts of the Southern Wild, Quvenzhane Wallis wins “Join My Entourage. Only one spot left!”

For her performance in Impossible, as a woman who gets torn to pieces and survives to tell the tale in the aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami after, Naomi Watts deserves to win “Genetically Fortunate.”

As the only woman in a male-dominated world in the hunt for Osama Bin Laden, we believe Jessica Chastain would definitely say, “F*ck Prenup!”

And Jennifer Lawrence for the divinely neurotic Tiffany in Silver Linings Playbook?  How about “Fresh From Rehab?”

Either way, in our book these ladies are all winners.  And now, shhh… that funny Seth McFarlane is about to come on.  Enjoy the show!